The owner's wife stopped by to take a tour of our shop one day. Just as the boss was bringing her over by the press that I was running, my knife slipped out of my hand and I caught the blade awkwardly, cutting my finger. After my finger was bandaged up, a meeting was convened in the human resources office up front to discuss the incident.
It was a large corner office with the blinds drawn against the evening light. There were loose files piled all over the tables and cabinets. A couple of my co-workers lounged on leather sofas across the room, while my boss and I sat before the HR woman's desk. My boss insisted that I had cut my finger on purpose because the owner's wife had been there. My co-workers across the room grumbled in agreement. I wasn't sure why I would do that or what I would gain by cutting my finger in front of her - a point that I tried to argue in my favor - but again, they just insisted that I was playing dumb in order to appear innocent.
We went around like this for awhile, every argument I made they twisted around as more evidence of my guilt and my shady motives. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I stood up, declared that I quit, gave my boss the finger, and left the room. I could already hear them behind me twisting this latest turn. They said that this was just a ploy to make it look like I was telling the truth. The funny thing is that they were actually right about this. They had kept at me until I started to feel the I really was guilty of something, and I really had just quit to make my point.
But I hadn't cut my finger on purpose, and I had given up on trying to make them see that. The HR woman caught up with me in the parking-lot, asking me to come back. Of course, I had counted on someone coming after me, but now I didn't really care. I told her, "There's no way I can defend myself. They do this all the time. They always look for the absolute worse in everyone. I'm done.", and I turned and walked off.

I once worked for a printing company, Starr-Toof printing, I think it was. It was family owned, so the slightly attractive, plastic-faced, woman would come to the warehouse, where thing tend to get dirty, and everyone would act like the Virgin Mary had just appeared to them. I would just continued along, paying her no mind, and this eventually caught up with me, when I got fired. "Miss Toofy said you were always disrespectful..." blah, blah, blah. I was like, "How does she know? Her face is so tight I don't think she has peripheral vision." Still don't know why they fired me.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I know how that shit goes.
DeleteGood job. lol
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that I really did cut my finger the other day. No one accused me of doing it on purpose thought :)
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